It's Not Very Politically Correct But,

It's  been an enjoyable past time for quite a few years now, For Dan and me to assign our children Indian names.  Sometimes, we tell the kids their names and sometimes we just giggle about them in bed together before falling asleep.  And the names change all the time based on whatever phase is presenting itself.


Let me illustrate the evolution of Max's new name first with this Instagram...

You see, I was trying to channel my inner Dan and actually be fun.  I served the hot chocolate and then proceeded to pretend that the potion had worked and I could no longer see any of the kids.  I kept pretending and the kids kept laughing.  Then Max asked me,

"You're joking right, Mom?"

I looked his direction, though over his head, to prove I couldn't see him, and said very seriously,

"No. I'm not joking.  I can't see any of you."

And then he cried.  Hard.  Big fat tears.

"But I don't want to be invisible!  Waaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!"

I can't describe my emotional conflict at this moment.  I truly felt sorry for him as he was genuinely upset.  But at the same time, his reaction was hilarious to me and I could not contain my laughter.

It took him nearly 20 minutes to recover.




The very next night we sat around the dinner table and discussed how Ava's birthday was next on the calendar.

I should have learned my lesson, but I joked and said,

"I've decided there will be no more birthdays in the Colton family.  I am tired of you guys growing up, I want you to stay my babies forever.  So from here on out, there will not be one more birthday."


Immediately with genuine tears,

"Waaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!  I just really wanteeeeeed to beeeeee siiiiiiiiiixxxx! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaahh!"




Not 30 minutes later when I was cleaning in the kitchen, Max came to process his trauma.

Max: Mom, I can be six right?

Me: Yes, Max. I was just joking.  You can have your birthday, I just want you to always be my baby.

Max: I will! I will always be your baby!  Even when I'n a dad, even when I'n a teenager, even when I'n dead.  I'll be your baby forever.  And I'n never gonna leave you. I'll be with you forever.  I'll be with you when I'n a teenager.  I'll be with you when I get married...."

He trailed off right then as the realization about what he was saying started to sink in.  I didn't have time to say anything before his eyes got wide, his face dropped, and the tears rolled,


"When I get married I won't live with you anymoooooooooooore! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!"


I quickly assured him that when he got married he was welcome to still live with me.  I'm banking on the hope that when the time comes he won't think that sounds like a great idea.  But, regardless of where he lives, I am also banking on the hope that he means it when he says he'll always be my baby.


As for his Indian name, I've been vacillating between two.  At first, Cries A Lot seemed perfect, but now I'm thinking I like the sound of Tender Heart better.

Leg Two

 For quite some time, Dan's parents have had a house in St. George that we'd never been to.  We were excited to finally see it.


When we arrived, we were welcomed by the desert, the red rock, and Dan's sisters (Wendy and Rachel) and their families.


Finn fell right into step with Charlie and John.

And Ava found the perfect spot for sketching the landscape.

  

Not far from the house is Pioneer Park, the perfect location for climbing rocks and squeezing through little holes and a slot canyon.  Luke tagged along with Cameron, his teenage cousin and his friend, and was so proud of himself for making his way through all the places that would have given me claustrophobia induced anxiety attacks.

The thing about Luke though, is that while he is brave, he is not yet wise.  And that is a bad combination.  He'll probably grow into the wisdom, but right now, combined with his propensity to slip and trip, he made me a little worried.  

Wendy and I walked with Finn and tried to meet up with the boys as they came out of the slot canyon but we couldn't find an accessible path.  Before I knew it, Luke was standing over me on this ledge.  

He couldn't hear what we were saying and kept stepping closer and closer to the edge in an effort to hear.   I took this one right after I yelled my head off for him to "STOP! RIGHT THERE!" and "BACKUP!"

 Later, our whole family went back and miraculously,  we all survived a second time.

In fact, not only did these guys survive, they looked adorable doing it.

The Snow Canyon sand dunes provided an afternoon of entertainment.

The only sand dunes I've ever been to were at the beach, so this was a new thing for me.

Tuacahn is an outdoor theater with the red rock canyon as the backdrop.  Ava and I were lucky enough to see a high school production of Footloose with Grandma Linda, Wendy, Troy, Aaron, Cameron, and his friend, Kyle.

It was really fun. 

And it's true what they say about the desert cooling off at night!

Finn thankfully continued his non-pack and play habit and slept on the floor with the rest of the kids and did great.  And when he didn't do so great, one of us could just lay down beside him for a little while.

 It was fun to have Easter with family.  I wish I had gotten more pictures of the kids with their relatives.

We made our traditional Resurrection Rolls and the kids searched out their Easter baskets.

After a delicious meal, we decided to get a head start on our way home and break up the trip again, instead of doing the nine hours  straight.

We stayed at the same hotel in Moab.

And then, with more time on our hands than originally planned that Monday, we contemplated stopping at Rifle Falls State Park, which we'd wanted to see for a while.  It was 40 miles out of the way and we really hoped it would be worth it.

Let me just say, 

IT WAS!

We parked our car and head down the path, and then we rounded the bend to see this.

Another unexpected beauty for me.  

We found a table for lunch and while the kids ate, I spied a path near the falls I thought I should check out.

And as if the Falls weren't great enough on their own, I discovered a series of small caves along that next trail, which we all walked and explored after lunch. 

And then as if falls and caves weren't enough, further down the trail, we discovered woods and a stream. 

The kids were in heaven and we could have stayed all day, but we had to get back on the road.

And now we've added another spot to our list of places we have to return.

The First of a Two Legged Trip

We had been looking forward to our Easter trip to St. George for months, Dan especially.  He had long ago planned our route, our hikes, ordered and had installed a DVD player for the car, and picked out small surprises for the kids.  All I had to do was drive.  And pack.  Yeah, and pack, which has got to count for something. I always underestimate it until its upon me and I'm like, woah, this is a big deal.


 Call us crazy but we really love taking the family on road trips.  Seriously.  Of course it's not always pleasant or easy, and I can't speak for Dan, but for me, I love it because we are all together, seeing new things, and even if someone's having a meltdown, when we're in the car I don't worry that we're contaminating someone else's experience.  There is a lot of crying in our family.


It was Spring Break for the big kids. We left early Wednesday morning heading for our first stop, Moab. Dan's plans included an overnight stop, hiking at Arches and Dead Horse Point before making the other half of our drive to St. George.

We stopped at Arches last summer, just for a couple of hours on our way home from Utah and decided it deserved another trip.

The DVD player worked beautifully.  It's exclusively for road trips, but it served it's purpose well.

By that afternoon, we were there.  The excitement for the new Camelbacks spanned the spectrum.  Dan and I were excited not to have to hike with everybody's water on our backs.  Luke and Max were just excited.  Ava wasn't excited because she thought drinking from "the straw" was gross and opted to take out the bladder and put a water bottle inside.  And nobody anticipated the excitement Finn was feeling.  The backpack was the highlight.  Of his life, probably.  We had to pry it off him to get back in the car each time.  He would have slept with it if we'd let him.  Still daily, as we drive in the car he points to the mountains, and says, "Mountains. Hike. Pack-pack".

First up was a hike to Landscape Arch, the longest arch in the world.

The red rock  was perfect for climbing,

and turning our pictures orange.

Jack got used to spending alternating hours in his car seat and the Ergo.

Sometimes, I think that Max is over his picture participation refusal, but he's not. Landscape Arch is behind us here, but it's hard to see for the angle.

 The dead trees were some of my favorite parts.

Jack discovered his tongue on this trip.  75% of the time, he'd stick out his tongue when I tried to take his picture.

Next up was Double Arch, a now favorite. Ava had reached her stimulation point by then and opted to stay in the car.  As sad as I was for her to miss Double Arch, I was really proud of her for recognizing her limit.   Shortly after taking this picture Max fell and skinned his knee. Barely.  

And then he cried his big boy, loud, screaming, cry.  And he wouldn't quit.  

We threatened to go back to the car, but neither Dan nor I had the heart to follow through because neither of us wanted to miss this.

We tried offering condolences, candy, even to carry him.  We lied that crying was against National Park rules.  

Nothing worked. 

So we carried  on.  And for the next 30 minutes so did Max.

 Yes, it was embarrassing, but I have taken notes on his last five years and I will pay him back accordingly, when he's 14 and very easily embarrassed.

Luke was a little mountain goat.  He's that tiny blue thing.

 He scared me a bit with his fearlessness and my inability to stay with him very well with Jack strapped to me.  The thing about climbing here is that going up is so much easier than getting down.  And the last thing I wanted to do was slip with Jack on me.  And Dan was stuck at the bottom with Finn and of course, a screaming Max. 

But Luke was happy.

Like any national park there are a plethora of toursist, many from Asia.  Two such men were finding their zen on top of a huge boulder under the arch.  Max was a distraction of huge proportions.  They ignored for a long time, until their curiosity got the best of them and they sat up, sought out the source, and then left.

Whether it was explaining that people had traveled from very far away to see this place and he was ruining it for them, or he was just worn out, Max finally stopped.

Once he did, he managed to climb up with Luke and not smile for this picture, but at least he didn't refuse it all together.  

That night we stayed in our dream hotel.  The room was massive and had two queen beds, a pull out sofa, and a huge bathroom.  Ava and I were in one bed, Dan and Finn in the other, the big boys were on the sofa bed, and Jack was in the bathroom.  

Finn's never not slept in a pack and play when we've traveled so there was some apprehension as to how the night would go, but aside from him turning sideways and kicking Dan in the back all night, it went well.  At least he slept.

And Jack did too.

As I said, Dan really planned this whole thing and I felt like I was just along for the ride.  So in the morning when he said we would go to Dead Horse Point I was in total agreement but hadn't put much thought into what we'd see when we got there.  And in some ways that was really great because, when we pulled up to this, I nearly wet my pants.  Not that it's great to wet your pants, but it's great to be so unexpectedly amazed.

Beautiful nature is my love language.

Being here just made us all feel so happy.

Before we left we made a Finn sandwich, 

And caught the ever elusive, rarely seen, Colton Family Picture.