Saturday, March 19, 2016

Iceland 2016 Part 1

We needed a get away.  We needed a getaway like 3 years ago.  Sadly, my parents (the baby watchers) were otherwise engaged on a mission of all things, so we couldn't even fault them.

But as their time wound down and I was lamenting our deep need for a child free vacation, my mom assured me they would still be willing to babysit, even though we'd added a whole nother kid to the caseload, the only caveat being they wouldn't be available until January 2016 (which at the time was nearly a year away).

But did you know, if you find a person cracked and parched, crawling though the desert, and you point to the horizon and tell them that somewhere, just over the next ridge, there is a huge, lush oasis, they will be able to crawl for at least a few more days, even if they were previously ready to give up, roll over, and die a terrible, dry death?


That's what happened to us anyway.  Just the idea of a respite kept us crawling towards the horizon.

But then we were challenged to come up with the perfect January holiday.  After some thought, we settled on Hawaii.  Relaxing and tropical.  We started hunting package deals and researching islands.   But we just couldn't commit to anything.

Along came our weekly Travelzoo email.  (Because even if I can't travel all the time, dreaming about traveling is one of my best talents).  And low and behold, we saw a great deal on a winter trip to Iceland.  We laughed and laughed about that.  Iceland?! In January?! That's ridiculous!

But then we found ourselves talking about the Nothern Lights and hot springs more and more.  Until suddenly, we looked at each other and said, "We should just do it!"  So we did.  We booked it.  And we came around to the idea that this would be nearly the polar opposite (Ha! Polar, get it?!) of Hawaii.  The trip was short enough that there would be no time for relaxing.  The weather cold enough that our shorts and t-shirts would be traded for long johns (3 pairs) and winter coats.

Our old friends, the Marcks, decided Iceland in January sounded like an adventure they wanted to take and they booked it too.

So then all we had to do was wait another long, 7 months.

Finally, finally, it arrived. We left our flock in the lovely and capable hands of my parents and boarded our direct Icelandair flight from Denver to Iceland.  (Did you know that if you fly to Europe on Icelandair, they will give you up to a 7 day layover in Iceland for no extra charge?)

We had researched things to do and see and what to pack and it was time to put it all into practice.

It did not disappoint.

If you ever have the opportunity to go to Iceland, GO!



After landing, we made a pitstop at the airport bathrooms (seriously the nicest public bathrooms I have EVER seen.  Complete with a sink and mirror in every stall) and changed into our winter gear.  

We had learned in our research that Iceland is actually not that cold, or at least not as cold as people expect.  We prepped for temperatures in the 30's, which for us Coloradans didn't seem like a big deal, but for our Texas friends seemed a little more frigid.


But when Dan and I moved to Colorado as warm blooded Texans just a few short years ago, after hearing about how the winters were actually mild and the weather was great, our first real week as locals was between -9 through -11.  And all anyone said was, "It's not normally like this!"

Which is, coincidentally, what we heard a few times in Iceland when we thought our bottoms were literally going to fall off of our bodies.



But it didn't stop us.  Somehow, the cold played a major role, but it seemed somehow to only add to the fun and adventure of it.  Now.  If I had had a kid with me, I would have taken a bus directly back to the airport and flown home myself.   

Lucky for all of us, our combined 10 children, were safe and warm at home.



We arrived super early on Thursday morning and after dropping our luggage at the hotel, we headed towards some downtown square whose name I cannot remember, but that's okay because I could never have spelled it anyway, for a guided walking tour of Rekjavik.  

This was taken at approximately 10:30am.  The sun was just rising.




Of course I had to take a picture of the garbage truck for Finn.









Iceland won't be known for it's food in my book.  These looked beautiful but I had the impression that wouldn't taste nearly as good.










This was parliment.  The government building.  It made me realize how small their government must be, and their country.


The downtown houses were so cute.  Many were made from corrugated tin and painted really great colors.  


I guess in Ireland they believe in fairies and in Iceland they believe in elves?  If you wait too long to record your memories, they disappear.  Which is precisely what happened to the story that goes with this elf rock our guide is illegally (seriously) touching to remove the snow to show us.








This little brown place is the oldest building left in Rekjavik.








Through the buildings you can see the silhouettes of the amazing looking church.



This was the parking lot of the local high school.  You could say they had a parking problem.


















These hot dogs are famous.  I'm not sure how well they'd go over in Chicago, but in Rekjavik, they had made their mark,  apparently only pushed into further fame by the fact that Bill Clinton ate one once.

They had a couple of mysterious sauces and crunchy onions.












And this is the point at which, after finishing the walking tour and getting our dogs, we headed to see the church, and my knee started hurting.  Just a little at first but then quickly with each step further, it escalated more and more.  

And I nearly cried, not because of the pain, but because London came flooding back to me and I watched the potential enjoyment of the next 3 days swirl down a toilet.  My knee had literally not bothered me at all since about 3 days after returning from England 2 years ago.  I hadn't even thought about it since.  

But now, in Iceland, kid and care free, my knee was once again going to ruin a trip.  The only difference I could see between Iceland and England was the fact that at least I wasn't pregnant on this one, and I could overdose on ibuprofen.  Which is what I did as soon as I got back to the hotel.  But at this point I was determined not to slow anyone else down, so I barely mentioned it to Dan and just gritted my teeth and tried to hide my disappointment.






This view was a pretty great distraction.



Honestly it kind of felt other-worldly.








And sitting down inside was a very, very welcome rest.












Until it was time to go up in the tower.  Luckily an elevator took us most of the way.






There was an amazing view from every direction.








Food might not be a specialty in Iceland, but they know how to do water.  Seriously.  I've never really thought about the taste of water, except when it's gross. Most water is just water.

But this water? This water tasted so good.  Even straight out of the bathroom sink.  I've never had anything like it. 

 Do you want to hear a sad story?  When we returned  home, my water bottle was still about half full. And every morning, like some sort of waterholic, I'd creep down the stairs and hit the bottle for just a little swig.  And I'd savor it.  And I'd look forward to doing it again the next day.  And I'd get sweaty palms at the inevitability of it running out.







  One morning I rounded the corner into the kitchen and my bottle was gone.  I almost cried.  Then I called Dan at work and he admitted to pouring the water down the sink  and putting my bottle in the dishwasher. He claimed he was "just doing the dishes."  I had hidden my habit better than I thought.  Didn't he know my routine?! My dependency? That my will to get out of my bed each morning rested on the stuff in that bottle?




Anyways a days of withdrawls and I was as good as new.  And I said the food wasn't stellar there excpet for this Thai restaurant.  We could have stayed there all night! Not just because the food was so delicious but also because the service was slower that honey in Iceland.

But we couldn't even be mad because it all just tasted so good and we didn't have any whiners with us.





The next day was our all day Golden Circle Tour. We were taken to Thingvellir National Park.



























And then to Geysir.  It was really cool and really, really cold.  And I hobbled like a 90 year old lady with a busted knee.





That's mostly what I remember: It was fricken freezing.



The last stop in the park was Gulfoss.




I have never, nor do I expect that I will ever, see anything as magnificent.  



This is a place where the pictures absolutely do not do it justice.  



I wanted to try with my DSLR, but I was literally so cold, I could hardly move my fingers to adjust the settings.








From the park, we went to the Fontana Hot Springs.  I couldn't make geological sense of it.



There was a lake of cold water, surrounded by frozen hills, yet the banks of dirt were warm enough to bake bread.  Which is what they did.  Upon our arrival, we were taken to the edge of the lake where a pot of bread had been baking beneath the ground for the past 24 hours.


This guy's name is Snorri.  I love it.







And then we were taken inside and fed warm rye bread with fresh butter. It was pretty good.




They were nice enough to publish their recipe, and I am nice enough to include it, just in case you have any boiling sand nearby.




I was reminded how American I am, when we entered the locker rooms and there was so much more nakedness than I'm used to.  I waited my turn for the toilet room so I could change my clothes.  I know, I know "when in Rome..." but no matter what I told myself, I would have had to be under the influence of something a lot stronger than Iceland water to strip down in front of these people.









Our hotel elevator had this mirror, just perfect for a couple selfie.



Our vacation package included a northern lights boat tour, but we also booked a land tout on our own, because we'd heard there is a better chance of seeing them, being more agile in a jeep.  Our land tour kept getting cancelled though because of the lack of clear skies and finally rescheduled on the same night as the boat tour.  Thus, we took to the land and the Marcks took to the sea in hopes of seeing the elusive Northern Lights.

After changing locations 3 times, we finally found them.  I had packed a travel tripod for some long exposures but the wind was so strong, my camera wouldn't stay still.  I ended up having better luck just holding it myself.  And then the tour company was nice enough to take our picture with their camera and I stole it from Facebook.

The Northern Lights are the opposite of Gulfoss.  Pictures only make them look better.  I still loved seeing them, but interestingly enough, it was not the highlight of the trip as I had expected.  But still a amazing experience nonetheless.



Thursday, February 25, 2016

Another Year Older and Wiser Too

I'm 34 now.  My birthday can pretty much be summed up in a few words and a few pictures.

New clothes,



Surprise treats that don't help me fit into said clothes.




Thoughtful friends, 



Beautiful children, 




















And the best man around.  




Happy Birthday to ME!

Tuesday, February 23, 2016

Christmas 2015 and New Years 2016

Christmas is always highly anticipated around here.  We did our best to celebrate in all the right ways. 

 


We made cookies and tried to keep up with our 25 Days of Christ.



We had a party, the only pictures of which are of two of the smaller guests.



We were the lucky recipients of a pretty elaborate 12 Days of Christmas.  One night we opened our front door to find a bowl of 5 goldfish.  The kids were ecstatic but Dan, picturing the high probability of tears at the first floater, immediately told them the life span of a goldfish is about a week, just to head off any future disappointment.

By Christmas Eve we flushed the last one.  It was fun while it lasted.




The kids in their Christmas Eve jammies.  




And on Christmas Morning, before going downstairs...




I don't know what happened but I didn't take many pictures of the present opening action.  But I did get Jack in his pool of balls when he finally woke up.








Finn's greatest treasure was the garbage truck from Grandma Linda and Grandpa Don.



We were so lucky to have my parents with us.




The only thing I wanted from my parents for Christmas was for my mom to help me with the basement.  So we dressed up in our shower caps and painted the ceilings.




And the walls, and an entertainment center.




My mom is seriously the best though.  We spent an evening scouring the Goodwills nearby for items that could be decorative but not fragile, since the basement is home to a lot of roughhousing and football throwing.  We found some wreaths that seemed promising but decided to sleep on it.  By morning, when we decided they were perfect, and the only thing that would work, and that we just had to have them, and we showed back up at the Goodwill, they were gone! After sadly walking through the store in disbelief, I spied them in someone else's shopping cart.  

And that's when the magic happened.  I begged my mom to try to go buy them off of the woman and she agreed to try.  But I was literally so embarrassed I hid in the shoe section and after about 5 minutes, she showed back up with the wreaths hanging off her arm.  




My basement and I will be forever grateful.  These after pictures would be way more awesome if they were sitting next to some before's.




Unfortunately, I forgot to take them.




Besides the painting, shelf hanging, wreath stealing, and pillow sewing, we made decorative shutters that we ended up using more like cornices because we liked the height it gave to our low ceiling-ed room.



We also managed to squeeze in a date to the new Star Wars movie.  My mom was a fan of the recliners.



Luke finished his Kylo Ren ship in just a few days.



Ava enjoyed getting to hang out with one of the young women in our ward who gave her a little makeover.




And then we rung in the new year with games, food, and friends who have become very dear to us, the Manuele's.

















The next morning Max looked how we all felt as he laid like this for a good 30 minutes.



But life is good.  I haven't yet gotten tired of our house being the track for all the plasma cars we got for Christmas, especially when they pass through with a chubby shirtless hitchhiker.


Monday, January 11, 2016

Sunday (Monday) Sermon

I've been feeling for quite some time to get back to recording more of my spiritual feelings because those are the things I really want my kids to know about me.

Last week at our YW presidency meeting, the agenda read:  

Spiritual Thought-Elise

I had written the agenda days before so it wasn't as if this was a surprise or anything. But minutes before the meeting, I remembered that I had not prepared one and I racked my brain for something to share. 

I came up completely blank. I had nothing. I was tired. Dan had been gone for 4 days. Of course Finn had been plagued by nightmares since he left and the night before, even though she hasn't missed the toilet in a few years, Ava threw up all over the tower of books beside her bed. Have you ever cleaned chunks of vomit from the metal coils of your child's precious spiral bound sketchbook in the middle of the night? I can't recommend it. 

There I stood in the kitchen before the meeting, devoid of nearly all thought and especially those of a spiritual nature, ready for the first knock of arrivals, and decided that tonight was my lucky night since I was running the meeting, we would just skip Spiritual Thought-Elise. 

And we did. 


But in the morning, my heart wasn't happy. It's not that I felt those who attended the meeting had missed out on my "valuable insight". Valuable or not, I had missed out on it. I had missed out on the opportunity to be taught by the spirit.

I like Spritual Thought Elise way better than No Spiritual Thought Elise.

Without even much effort (and probably more like a little present from God) my mind landed on a little picture I had recently seen. And I composed the following text to my dear comrades:

I woke up feeling guilty about not having a spiritual thought last night. Yesterday was not my finest day in many ways 😑 I came across this meme a week or so ago and I have thought about it off and on ever since.


 It reminds me of a quote that I heard in an institute class when I was in college-"most people only accept enough of the gospel to make themselves miserable." I have no idea who said it but it has stuck with me all these years. It has helped me maintain a perspective about the commandments, the meetings, the service, and my overall commitment to Jesus Christ. The majority of the time, I am happy for all of those things. I love the gospel and I love my Heavenly Father and Jesus Christ. My service to them does not feel like a burden it feels like a privilege and opportunity to express my love back to them. And to meet and love people along the way. But that is not to say that occasionally I don't have feelings of irritation or of being overwhelmed by aspects of the gospel. However, it has been helpful to me to be able to remember that quote and the idea behind that meme, and realize, if I'm feeling miserable about any of it, I'm not doing it right. Not only that, when I recommit myself, not only do I change my attitude, I open myself to more direct access to the atonement and am more fully open to receive the power I have been endowed with by God in the temple to help me accomplish my desires and feel peace along the way. So there you go. A day late spiritual thought :) 

And then I hit send. 

They were appreciative and kind. 

And best of all, I learned some things. 

A late thought is better than no thought. 

The times we feel far from the spirit are the times to dig in deeper, even, no especially, if we don't feel like it. 

 "If ye will draw near unto me, I will draw near unto you"

And with infinite patience, even if we are tired, or lazy, hurt, or obstinate, He waits for us, always. 


Friday, January 8, 2016

Merry Christmas!


Dear Friends and Family,

The fact that this card exists is its own Christmas miracle! We love you! And we have loved receiving your Christmas cards over the years.  Facebook and Instagram help us keep in touch but there is something fun about opening your mailbox and finding more than bills and advertisements.Your friendship and love, as well as the love of our Savior Jesus Christ, whose birthday we celebrate, keep and sustains us through our days.  Merry, Merry Christmas!

Dan reached his 5 year anniversary with his current company this year and earned a handheld Dyson vacuum cleaner.  He was actually really excited about it and so was I.  If that is not an indicator of the current status of our life, I don't know what is. He maintains the title of Best Dad Ever and serves in the Elder's Quorum presidency at church.  And while most of his other interests have been eaten by small children, he is still passionate about two things: Me and BYU football.  (The order varies by season.)

I am trying my darndest to keep 5 kids alive, homeschool Ava, and serve as the Young Women's president.  So far, so good.  Colorado is starting to feel like home and that is a welcome feeling.

Ava is 10.5 years old and in the fifth grade as we finish up our first full year of homeschooling.  She is simultaneously the troublemaker, the goody-goody, the class clown, and the teacher's pet.  She is an amazing artist and horseback rider and she is making my wildest dreams come true by being able to watch some of her brothers for short periods of time or while they're napping.  She's my right hand gal and I couldn't get along without her.

Luke is 8.  He is quiet and studious and loves school. He is a whiz at math, puzzles, and cup stacking.  He recently started piano lessons as his 3rd soccer season came to an end.  He got baptized this year and does a pretty good job at being the biggest brother.

Max, 6, is charming, and talkative, and oh so stubborn.  He started half day kindergarten this fall and think's it's pretty ok.  He is enjoying learning to read and write and leaves us notes taped all over the house.  He also finished up his 1st soccer season and loved it, mostly for the end-of-game treats and because it was a great arena for his pretend play.  He never knew where the ball was or what was going on, but he ran, and jumped, and yelled, and loved to watch how fast his own feet were moving.

Finn is the epitome of 2.  He's either wooing us with cutest, funniest little sayings and voice or he's making us want to pull out our hair.  He loves to pretend and sing and go to Costco.  He LOVES nursery at church and says he's ready for preschool.  He colors on the walls and still won't use the potty.

Jack is one! His first year has flown by.  He just barely started sleeping through the night.  He finds crawling very efficient and seems to have no interest in walking.  The kids keep begging for a dog and I keep trying to point out that Jack basically fits the bill.  In fact, I don't think we'd ever find one as cute.

We hope this letter finds you all well and happy.  Please know that we are sending along our best wishes!

Much Love,
The Coltons